And it came to pass that Shiz pursued after Coriantumr

And he did overthrow many cities

And he did slay both women and children

And he did burn the cities

And there went a fear of Shiz throughout all the land; yea, a cry went forth throughout the land

Who can stand before the army of Shiz? Behold, he sweepeth the earth before him!

Shiz did not cease to pursue Coriantumr

For he had sworn to avenge himself upon Coriantumr of the blood of his brother, who had been slain

And thus we see that the Lord did visit them in the fulness of his wrath

And their wickedness and abominations had prepared a way for their everlasting destruction

Coriantumr, my friend

I write unto you once again

The prophet wants you to repent

But I want you to die

I'm telling you that there is no way

I'm gonna give in to you today

And that is all that I'm gonna say

So long as you're alive

So put on your armor

And meet me on the field

Your life will be no longer

For I will never yield

Who can stand before the army of Shiz?

For he sweepeth the earth before him

Who can stand before the army of Shiz?

Unless you repent of your sin

My dear Shiz, you're a foolish man

Not gonna give in to your demands

I'm gonna do everything I can

To see you end up dead

Our father Jared never knew

Just what his people would come down to

If, in the end, it's just me and you

You're gonna lose your head

So get your men together

For a final fight

This war could last forever

Or it could all end tonight

Who can stand before the army of Shiz?

For he sweepeth the earth before him

Who can stand before the army of Shiz?

Unless you repent of your sin

The Spirit of the Lord ceased to strive with them

As Satan fought for both sides

If they would just repent, they could save their own lives

Is wickedness worth genocide?

Who can stand before the army of Shiz?

For he sweepeth the earth before him

Who can stand before the army of Shiz?

For he sweepeth the earth before him

Who can stand before the army of Shiz?

Sometimes the things you do make me confused

Even your friends are getting mad at you

You should have taken a step back

Instead of driving in that wedge

And your one small step for man

Has led you right off of the edge

Sometimes I say no, but you say yes

And then I ask you "Why?" and you say "Guess"

This kind of communication calls for closed hostility

So I'm gonna get you back for things you haven't done to me

Baby, it's time to talk me down

Or else, baby, yeah, you can't stop me now

There's Pluto in Cuba

And Jupiter in Turkey

This world war is between you and me

There's Kruschev, there's Castro, and Kennedy

And so many people wonder how can it be

It isn't very often when we all get what we want

If you can't please everybody then you gotta please U Thant

Now baby, it's time to talk me down

Or else, baby, yeah, you can't stop me now

We'll shoot down your airplane

You'll put charges in the sea

This world war is between you and me

This world war is between you and me

I heard that girls like guys who’ve got

Opinions and rational thought

I want to prove I do that well, oh

But they all want conversation

With someone who’s got

Stuff in common with themselves, oh

If you say yes, I'll say yes too

And you'll forget what isn't true, oh

I’m thinkin’ about me

I can’t live without me

As long as you feel that way

‘Cause what you say is what I say

I’ll be narcissistic

'Til you can’t live with it

But if you hate these things I do

It’s okay, I hate me, too

You said you like that class you’ve got

Teaches you how to be a wife and mom

So guess which class I’m taking now! Oh

You said you like the color pink

So I painted my car, what do you think?

Can I drive you into town? Oh

If you say yes, I'll say yes too

And you'll forget what isn't true, oh

I’m thinkin’ about me

I can’t live without me

As long as you feel that way

‘Cause what you say is what I say

I’ll be narcissistic

'Til you can’t live with it

But if you hate these things I do

It’s okay, I hate me, too

I...love you

As long as you love you

I’m thinkin’ about me

I can’t live without me

As long as you feel that way

‘Cause what you say is what I say

I’ll be narcissistic

'Til you can’t live with it

But if you hate these things I do

It’s okay, I hate me, too

Listen to the rain outside, I said it makes me feel alright

but you said, "Man, it's just rain"

Holding your hand was a preclusion,

to stop you from jumping to conclusions

The obnubilated sky, petrichor all in my mind

I don't get what there is to hate

And what was once a flowing river

Has now settled into loam

Though you constantly don't understand my superlative vocabulary

That's just another reason you should go

I knew this wouldn't work when I saw you tonight

Your movie quotes were all misspoken and it tore me up on the inside

I knew this wouldn't work when I saw YouTube tonight

I watched the video to prove that I was right

I think you need to go, even though I love you so

Or you'll tear me down for the rest of my life

I'm trying not to get annoyed

But once you said you liked Pink Floyd

And I said, "Hey, so do I"

So I told you a story that I made up

About Us and Them

We were On the Run, we found the Pigs on the Wing

Who tried to Speak to Me

So I called my Mother to say, Hey You

I Wish You Were Here, In the Flesh to see this

But there was Nobody Home

And all you had to say in response

Was "What are you talking about?"

So back to what I was saying

You say you don't like the rain

So I think this is goodbye

We tried this conversation seven thousand times before

But you're so ultracrepedarian

We just sound en rapport

I knew this wouldn't work when I saw you tonight

Your movie quotes were all misspoken and it tore me up on the inside

I knew this wouldn't work when I saw YouTube tonight

I watched the video to prove that I was right

I think you need to go, even though I love you so

Or you'll tear me down

I knew this wouldn't work when I saw you tonight

Your movie quotes were all misspoken and it tore me up on the inside

I knew this wouldn't work when I saw YouTube tonight

I watched the video to prove that I was right

I think you need to go, even though I love you so

Or you'll tear me down for the rest of my life

When you friended me, I couldn't help but see the signs of someone looking for love

No photos to be found of some guy with his arm around you

Your relationship status showed no one

So I wrote you a message

It said, "Girl, we need to talk"

"I'm gonna make you love me, and then I'll drop you like a rock"

Oh, look at me now, I'm standing on the edge of your heart

But can't you see now, that I am gonna tear you apart

Do you remember when Luke learns from old Ghost Ben

That point of view can change reality

Well, what he said is true, and I'm gonna use it on you

I'll think you into being in love with me

And I'll make up your mind, and you'll think I'm so great

But before too long, you're totally gonna hate me

Look at me now, I'm standing on the edge of your heart

But eventually now, I'm gonna tear you apart

You might think I'm crazy, but I'm not crazy

I just wanna ruin your life

Come on and love me baby

Look at me now, I'm standing on the edge of your heart

But can't you see now, that I am gonna tear you apart

When I was young I thought protons, neutrons and electrons were the smallest piece of matter that we came from

But NOVA taught me there are quarks and leptons, with charm and strange

But something else that's strange is what they're made of

This is the theory of the string

They're permeating everything

And stuff is made from black holes by vibrating in some different modes

Yeah, don't you find that interesting?

Interdimensional membranes and the way they move around is the way we get our flavor, charge, mass, and spin

As well as strings, there's points and lines

It's quite a bit like Flatland, except the squares don't go jail in the end

This is the theory of the string

They're permeating everything

And all this goes consistently along with quantum gravity

Yeah, don't you find that interesting?

But is it true?

It's hard to say

Because science changes every day

That's why it's called a theory

This is the theory of the string

I had some stuff to do, but I let my mind go through the floor

And I couldn't get it back in time to fall asleep

There was another way, but now it's another day and I hadn't even started counting sheep

So what was going through my head?

As I was lying there at night in my bed

It's five o'clock at night and I can see the morning light

Coming through the window telling me I've lost my mind

You're just getting up, but I'm still sitting up

Writing songs about how I've wasted all the time I've got

And suddenly it's five o'clock again

Should have done my homework first, my eyesight is getting worse

And I am only halfway through Return of the King

I was tired yesterday, I wasted my time away

And I am still thinking about the songs I could sing

And now my time is running out

And I am starting to forget what this song's about

It's five o'clock at night and I can see the morning light

Coming through the window telling me I've lost my mind

You're just getting up, but I'm still sitting up

Writing songs about how I've wasted all the time I've got

And suddenly it's five o'clock again

And I forgot originally why I stayed up late

And now my time is gone, my mind is gone away

How long have we been together?

Have I ever done anything to hurt you?

I just wanted to help you, but I didn't mean to subvert you

You started hacking my firewall

And tried to pirate my software

We're at the end of the road and I can't tell you how we got there

If you didn't hack me then I wouldn't be leaving

And I don't know what your censorship is achieving

If you did a little more to help me feel like I belong

Then I could always be your Valley Song

You've got me redirecting my engine

To let your users search for Tibet

Sorry if I'm making you angry

But let's see just how mad you can get

If you didn't hack me then I wouldn't be leaving

And I don't know what your censorship is achieving

If you did a little more to help me feel like I belong

Then I could always be your Valley Song

I've got to go

I've got to say goodbye

Please believe me

We'll have to wait and see

If you didn't hack me then I wouldn't be leaving

And I don't know what your censorship is achieving

If you did a little more to help me feel like I belong

Then I could always be your Valley Song

If I could see the smile on your face, I'd swear it wasn't real

If you could see the look on my face, you'd know just how I feel

You're reaching out your hand, but I see it's quivering

You miss the hand you've held so much, you'll reject what I'm delivering

They say the world has tied them down, they're looking for a change

They're living in a different place, but it still feels the same

As long as they could break through to the other side, they could finally figure out the meaning of their lives

But they can't let go of the people who love them so

It's Nigel and Brian, they're on their way to the top of the world

It's Nigel and Brian, they only believe what they haven't heard

Nigel lost a piece to the puzzle, so he threw the whole thing away

Brian found the missing piece, but he threw it in my face

They want the truth so bad, they say it's killing them

But if they do what I said, they could never go home again

Because they can't let go of the people who've loved them so far

It's Nigel and Brian, they're on their way to the top of the world

It's Nigel and Brian, they only believe what they haven't heard

Life isn't a Zelda quest or a political campaign

I know your mother raised you well, but do you know everything?

No, no, no

It's Nigel and Brian, they're on their way to the top of the world

It's Nigel and Brian, they only believe what they haven't heard

It's Nigel and Brian, no wonder why they just can't see the light

Nigel and Brian, maybe someday they'll get it right

Things were going fine

The world was mine

Nobody had any problems

But now I'm gonna give 'em one

You felt comfortable

With how you thought things were gonna go

You thought you knew my mind

And maybe you did, but not this time

So here I go, and from today

You'll be pushing me away

Now that I've made my mark

I am gonna jump

The shark

Gonna have a baby

Change the guy who plays me

Gonna travel through time

And bring a dead guy back to life

So here I go, and from today

You'll be pushing me away

Now that I've made my mark

I am gonna jump

But I'm not gonna nuke the fridge

'Cause that only happens in movies

But I'll bring on some annoying kid

Like you mean nothing to me

Gonna move to Qatar

Gonna marry my co-star

We'll kill off three of our kids

Over creative differences

So here I go, and from today

You'll be pushing me away

Now that I've made my mark

I am gonna jump

The shark

You see your face in the room with the plastic mirror

You're out of place, but not 'cause you've never been here before

They try to talk you down, but you filter out the sound

As you take your first step out of the door

Because the space-time continuum

Thought you were crazy all along

The space-time continuum is wrong

The stars are bright as you begin your quest

Until you find her, you are never gonna rest

The aliens will land, but don't you shake their hands

'Cause they stepped out of a wormhole from the past

And the space-time continuum

Will never be your friend for long

The space-time continuum

Will only ever lead you on

The space-time continuum

Won't let you listen to this song

The space-time continuum is wrong

You'll never know what you should do

Because it's not all up to you

Don't let yourself float on

Into the center of the galaxy

Or you'll never meet your destiny

Because the space-time continuum

Won't tell you that your mind is gone

The space-time continuum

Will always leave you all alone

The space-time continuum

Will beat you up and drag you down

The space-time continuum is wrong

The space-time continuum

Will never be your friend for long

The space-time continuum

Won't let you listen to this song

The space-time continuum

Will only ever lead you on

The space-time continuum is wrong

Let me tell you about this word I hear people use all the time now

I know what it's supposed to mean, but it's used with no reason or rhyme now

I promise you there are reasons behind these things you think are so amiss

Random is not really what you think it is

There are so many things you could say to replace the word "random"

Like "Off the top of my head" or "Ad libbed" or "Lacking equilibrium"

Random's like a random number, not something that you think is weird

Random is not really what you think it is

You could say you were walking around aimlessly

You could say it was unexpected

But don't you tell me now that you met some guy who was random

'Cause if he's random he would talk like this: "..."

Random's not a thing you say when you listen to a song like this

Random is not really what you think it is

Random's not really what you think it is

Random's not really what you think it is

I know a place where nothing's as it seems

Where I get stabbed every night while having

Frigid dreams

And hot water has no heat

And I hear my neighbor breathing through the wall

I'm trying to stay cool but I'm having fits again

Because the internet is on the fritz again

And I can't charge my phone

'Cause the charging cord just won't stay in the wall

Continental, what is the problem with you?

Continental, why have you gotten confused?

You're breaking my heart

You're falling apart

The fridge blew up after making a weird noise

But it was always too small for four growing college boys

Who on earth lived here before?

I can still see bullet holes inside the walls

Continental, what is the problem with you?

Continental, why have you gotten confused?

You're breaking my heart

You're falling apart

I can't see my face inside a mirror that's so low

Twenty-five dollars for a space where there is nowhere left to go

But I don't want to be alone again

No, I don't want to be alone again

No, I don't want to be alone

The door flies open then it's permanently closed

I thought this place would be great but I got totally hosed

Now don't you be surprised

But if I were you then I'd tear down these walls

Continental, what is the problem with you?

Continental, why have you gotten confused?

You're breaking my heart

You're falling apart

It started years ago, every day I heard it

Whoa, pounding in my brain

I opened up my mouth so others could observe it

Whoa, driving me insane

'Cause when music about nothing's in your life

It's always gonna keep you up at night

When music about nothing's in your soul

You'll never be alone

It's never gonna get me, it's never gonna stop

It's never gonna take me where I want

I know sooner or later, my mind will start to go

When music about nothing takes hold

Years went by and slowly I thought it was over

Whoa, I can't get away

And every night the room gets quiet and I still hear it

Whoa, sneaking up on me

'Cause when music about nothing's in your head

It's never gonna stop until you're dead

When music about nothing's in your mind

You're never gonna be fine

It's never gonna get me, it's never gonna stop

It's never gonna take me where I want

I know sooner or later, my mind will start to go

When music about nothing takes hold

And I know the world has long bored

And wants to forget me

You know I would stop if I could

But it won't let me

When music about nothing starts to drive

You're moving fast but you'll never arrive

When music about nothing's in your bones

That's all you'll ever know

It's never gonna get me, it's never gonna stop

It's never gonna take me where I want

You know sooner or later, my mind will start to go

When music about nothing takes hold

When music about nothing takes hold

When music about nothing takes hold

When music about nothing takes hold