The very moment that you walked into the party

I could tell that there was something on your mind

There's impending doom, but read the room

I don't want to start this

Breaking up just doesn't fit the party vibe

So shut up, it's Christmas

This is no time to break my heart

Then shut up, it's Christmas

Let's go back to the start

I would rather see the lights on the tree

Than watch us come to an end

So shut up, it's Christmas time again

I tried to tell you I was done with your surprises

You didn't listen and now look at where we are

Again let down, I'm Charlie Brown landing on my back

I want to run away but you blocked in my car

So shut up, it's Christmas

This is not time to take a stand

Oh shut up, it's Christmas

I'll give in to your demands

Oh, if we're gonna make a huge mistake

Let's wait until next year

So shut up, it's Christmas time in here

It's getting awkward, my grandma's staring

Your tone is uglier than these sweaters we're all wearing

So I'm imperfect, well so are you

If you ruin Christmas then I don't know what I'll do

So shut up, it's Christmas

It's a time for peace and love

So shut up, it's Christmas

Wait 'til tomorrow and that's enough

Oh, I would rather eat a Christmas treat

Than words I'm about to say

So shut up, it's Christmas time

Yeah shut up, it's Christmas time

Oh shut up, it's Christmas time today

Waking up on a winter morning

Throw the window open wide

All that's blue about this Christmas

Is the color of the sky

We've got lights and mistletoe

And artificial trees

But there's no such thing as a white Christmas

When it's 75 degrees

Arizona holiday

The sun is shining upon the dunes

Arizona holiday

Let's make a snowman by stacking citrus fruit

Oh, Arizona holiday

Wintertime can be so pretty

Somewhere far away from here

But the weather's fine, so this is really

The most wonderful time of the year

Swap the reindeer and the snow

For scorpions and sun

It looks just like the North Pole

After a nuclear explosion

Arizona holiday

Wrap your cactus in Christmas lights

Arizona holiday

So wear your shorts outside on Christmas night

Oh, Arizona holiday

The orange and palm trees sway

In the desert wind and rain

Pigeons fly and rabbits play

Yeah, it's Christmas time again

Fa la la la la

La la la la la la

Fa la la la la

La la la la la la

Oh, Arizona holiday

See the magic in front of you

Arizona holiday

Hear the coyotes howl to the Christmas moon

Oh, Arizona holiday

Arizona holiday today

Fa la la la la

La la la la la la

You know Hermie, you know Buddy,

You know that guy up on the shelf

But let me introduce you to

A very special elf

Bosco the elf with laser eyes

Couldn’t stare at anyone or they would die

So all the other elves were not big fans

They didn’t let him help make toys

Didn’t get to bring gifts to all the girls and boys

So he just closed his eyes dreamed up Christmas plans

So when the aliens attacked on Christmas Eve

Santa said, “Friends, we’re all in deep”

Until he looked at Bosco and realized

He could save the whole North Pole with his laser eyes

He saved the elves from that strange attack

So they made him special glasses like Cyclops has

Now he protects your presents every Christmas Eve night

Good old Bosco the super elf with laser eyes

Dear Mr. Santa, it's been quite a year

And now I'm all by myself as Christmas day comes near

I've tried to be patient, waiting for life to restart

But I'm still alone and I'm about to come apart

I've barely seen family, I haven't seen friends

I stare at a screen all day and wait for this to end

And though I'm sure you've made your lists, naughty and nice

I hope you will check them twice

So Santa don't forget me, don't leave me in desolation

All these lights don't look so bright when I'm here without you

I've been so lonely this year, but now I hope you will be here

Let's reunite for one more night

I don't go shopping, I don't go to work

I don't see the doctor, I don't even go to church

I don't even need a single gift under my tree

But I need you here with me

So Santa don't forget me, please don't pass me by this Christmas

If you know my heart and mind, you know that I'll be true

I've been so lonely this year, so now I hope you will be here

It's not the same since you went away

I'll give up all my favorite sins

Please tell me I've got time to change your mind

This is my only Christmas wish

Come save me from the worst year of my life

Dear Mr. Santa, we've had quite a year

We've had quite a year

I'm writing this letter to remind you that I'm here

Santa don't forget me, please don't pass me by this Christmas

And I hope you believe in me like I believe in you

I've been so lonely this year, now I hope you will be here

To give me a chance, just one more chance

And Santa please forgive me, even though I don't deserve it

I can be a better man, this time I'll follow through

I've been so naughty this year, and now I'm hoping you'll be here

I hope you don't, please say you won't, forget me

I'm freezing, I'm drowning

In a sea of Christmas spirit

I see it, I brave it

But somehow I just can't feel it

When you were by my side

The world seemed so full of cheer

Now I can't stand this time of year

I miss you at Christmas

I wish you were mine

I miss you at Christmas

Why wouldn't I?

These past years I've given my best shot

But I still wonder

If I was less headstrong

Would our love have still gone under?

That's all behind us now

Can't be undone, that's how things go

But I still wanted you to know

I miss you at Christmas

I wish you were still mine

I miss you at Christmas

Why wouldn't I?

Only one thing left to say

I'm sorry for what I said

It keeps replaying in my head

There is so much I did wrong

I hope you're happy where you are

But you deserve to know I'm sorry

This is your Christmas gift

You weren't wrong, I wasn't right

Have a good life, so long, goodnight

I miss you at Christmas

I wish you were mine

I miss you at Christmas

Why wouldn't I?