Hey Chad, it's Greg

I got some stuff I gotta tell you

I hear you haven't been listening to the news

I hope you won't freak out

But they just read off the list of names of the infected

And it seems that Sarah's been selected

You know I thought your girlfriend was gonna be alright

And I'm sure that she put up a fight

But they come on so fast

And it's just so hard to keep them down forever

That's probably what they did to get her

You know this ain't a normal flu

I just don't know how I'm gonna break this to you

Sarah's a zombie now

She must've gotten bit somehow

I'm sorry for your loss

'Cause though she's not really gone

She's definitely gone, oh

Don't let it get you down

You know she's gonna be around

Just don't try to go over to say goodbye

And if you don't believe me, just watch out

'Cause I'm telling you that Sarah's a zombie now

Sarah's a zombie now

I didn't think this stuff could happen in real life

And I know you thought she would eventually be a wife

But the zombies had their way

And if I was you, I'd try hard to forget her

Or you'll end up as Sarah's dinner

Sarah's a zombie now

She must've gotten bit somehow

I'm sorry for your loss

'Cause though she's not really gone

She's definitely gone, oh

Don't let it get you down

You know she'll always be around

Just don't try to go over to say goodbye

And if you don't believe me, just watch out

'Cause I'm telling you that Sarah's a zombie

And don't you try to call her name

'Cause you don't know her now

You know you go through a change

You become the living dead

I know you were in love, but it's over now

She forgot what's in your heart

And she wants what's in your head

Sarah's a zombie now

She must've gotten bit somehow

I'm sorry for your loss

'Cause though she's not really gone

She's definitely gone, oh

Don't let it get you down

That Sarah is a zombie now

Just don't try to go over to say goodbye

And if you don't believe me, just watch out

'Cause I'm telling you that Sarah's a zombie now

She invited me to the movies

Though she knew I couldn't go

She just wanted a reason to talk to me

'Cause she knows I love her so

Everyone says everyone, all are gonna go

But I don't know how I'll ever get my homework done

I called to see if Greg was going

But he had also turned them down

They went to see a zombie movie

At that brand new theater downtown

And I wish I was there tonight

'Cause I wanna see Sarah tonight

And I know she will always be there for me

And I know she will always be around

And I know that whatever happens

She won't bring me down, bring me down

The movie started and it all just came to life

But soon it came to death

'Cause it wasn't a real movie

It was just a clever plot

By a bunch of hungry zombies

Who were proud they'd pulled the whole thing out

And I know she will always be there for me

And I know she will always be around

And I know that whatever happens

She won't bring me down, bring me down

Something strange out here

The way the world appears

This isn't right

But it's not wrong

The man across the street

Who never said a word to me

Just said hello, should I just play along?

They've never been this way

And I didn't think they'd all be okay

Let me take a look around

I'm waiting for the sound of disarray

But it never comes

The man who drives this bus

Is being so nice to us

As he pulls up to the crowded podium

There's some sort of parade

And what I see takes my breath away

What's she doing here?

When the world has become so weird

What's she doing here?

Is everything as I feared?

Look at me, I'm your brand new president

I won't let the power go to my head

I'd like to speak to the capitol's residents

Don't fear me just because I'm dead

I hope you like your brand new government

We didn't shed a drop of blood to get here

And pretty soon you'll all be discovering

That we're not as evil as we appear

Some of you are living

And some of you are dead

But we can work together

To move the world ahead

Oh

And you can call me Mr. Zombie President

I'm ten times friendlier than you would guess

But I confess I'm definitely still a zombie

I don't have some kind of hidden motivation

I swear I'm doing this for the public well-being

You get what you're seeing and I'll refrain

From eating your brain

You can see we're incredibly organized

By our bloodless coup d'etat

And you can tell by looking in my eyes

You'd better not try to break my laws

I'm sure you've seen the movies

That put us in a bad light

But don't I seem so harmless?

Everything is gonna be

Alright

Whoa

And you can call me Mr. Zombie President

I'm ten times friendlier than you would guess

But I confess I'm definitely still a zombie

I don't have some kind of hidden motivation

I swear I'm doing this for the public well-being

You get what you're seeing and I'll refrain

From eating your brain

You can call me Mr. Zombie President

I'm ten times friendlier than you would guess

But I confess I'm definitely still a zombie

Now

Oh yes, it's me

I'm Dr. Z

The answer to your riddle's in my hands

I remember you

From when you were in school

I'll try to help you out

The best I can

'Cause I

Got this all figured out

And I

Definitely know what I'm talking about

I tutored Ronald Reagan's kids

I took the first picture

Of a living giant squid

Come on and look me in the eyes

You know these aren't just made up lies

I was the first one to call Richard Starkey "Ringo"

I got my friend Oprah to start her own show

And I'm telling you all this

So you will see

That you can

Take it from me

Your zombie girl

Will help her friends all around the world

Until they find

The one thing they all need

They've yet to kill

But all they will

Unless you're willing

To listen to me

'Cause I'm

Not an idiot

And I'm

The only help

That you're gonna get

I brought the mullet to John Tesh

I invented the Internet

You'd all be lost without me around

'Cause I always know what's going down

I had Michael Jackson for a TA

He let me do the Thriller choreography

And I'm telling you all this

So you will see

That you can

Take it from me

It's in my hands

The master plan

So be a man

'Cause only you can

So take this cartridge from me

Put it in an old Atari

It's the only chance we've got

To save the world

And bring back your girl

Why don't you save the world?

Yeah

I'm talking to myself again on the way to see one of my only friends

And I don't know why I listen to me

Who is it that I have to save?

Is the situation really all that grave?

And I don't know why I listen to Dr. Z

Can you take me away from here?

Can you make me a hero or stop the pain while I'm waiting for the train?

I've got to do this all myself

It's just me and there's no one else

And I don't know why I've got to be all alone

So Sarah's a zombie now

I hope this thing can save her somehow

But I don't know why I was left on my own

Can you take me away from here?

Can you make me a hero or stop the pain while I'm waiting for the train?

Why is nothing ever the way I want it to go?

I waited for that train, but now Greg's not home

Nothing's ever gonna be the way I want it

All my dreams are normal but all my days are haunted

Can anybody tell me everything will be alright?

'Cause I don't think I'll make it out alive

I got so desperate I had to break in

But now the security system alarms are sounding

I already looked under the TV

But did I really think it'd be that easy?

'Cause nothing's ever gonna be the way I want it

All my dreams are normal but my days are haunted

Can anybody tell me everything will be alright?

'Cause I don't think I'll make it out alive

They must know I went to see Dr. Z

Why else would they have sent the police?

They must have been replaced with zombies

Is anybody gonna help me please?

Nothing's ever gonna be the way I want it

All my dreams are normal but all my days are haunted

Can anybody tell me everything will be alright?

'Cause nothing's ever gonna be the way I want it

All my dreams are normal but all my days are haunted

Can anybody tell me everything will be alright?

'Cause I don't think I'll make it out alive

Could it possibly be Greg that's opening up the door?

After all this tension, I can't take this anymore

Who really thought I'd be the one to save mankind?

Started out not all that bad, but it gets worse all the time

No one took me away, and now they'll eat my brain

But it's not the same, 'cause you can't take away the pain

I've got the right to remain silent, did you know?

Anything I say can be used in a court of law

They're taking me away, they won't eat my brain

But it's all the same, 'cause you can't take away the pain

Don't eat my brain

They're taking me away

They won't eat my brain

But it's not the same

'Cause you can't take away the pain

They're taking me away

Now they'll eat my brain

But it's all the same

'Cause you can't take away the pain

I don't think that destiny really wanted me to be here

Stuck in a cell, fearing for my life

And they called Greg up yesterday

After they took my stuff away

'Cause they want to know

What it was I stole

I keep thinking everything has all stopped being real

Everyone I see is a zombie

And who knows if there's a way out

And they don't know what I'm all about

But once Greg is here

It may silence my fears

And I hope he takes the cartridge away

Or this whole world will start falling to pieces

I don't think I can stay in here another day

Or I'm gonna start falling to pieces

Somewhere in the world

There's someone waiting for the world to come along

But I am not that kind of person

I've gotta do this all on my own

And I don't understand

Exactly what it takes to be the man

But Dr. Z thinks I can

But the answer to the riddle is no longer in my hands

And I hope he takes the cartridge away

Or this whole world will start falling to pieces

I don't think I can stay in here another day

Or I'm gonna start falling to pieces

Take me back to my cell

Give me some time so I can contemplate

Everything was going so well

But now I'm resigned to this terrible fate

I feel so bad I can't even tell

Why I love this woman I got so many reasons to hate

Wait a minute let me use my phone call

I think I know who to talk to

To make this all alright

Heroes and villains are up against the wall

It's all so grey

Can't tell what's black or white

She's the one who started it all

I tried to save her

Maybe she can save me tonight

Can't you hear my baby's laughing

She says I made a mistake

She says she can't help me

Won't help me, so help me

I said this can't be true

I don't know what to do

I said I think she's acting

Like a fool, like a tool

She says baby I'm laughing at you

Oh no, no, no, yeah

No, make up my mind

She says I've changed my point of view

I said I can't take all this madness

Said I can't believe I got it

I got the zombie blues

Ah, run for my life

Ah, no end in sight

The look that's on his face

The people running all over the place

Well no one's paying attention

I'm gonna try to run away

Ah, I'm gonna die

Ah, before I get outside

My hands are behind my back

I'm running from a zombie attack

I'm trying to save a life

To make up for the one I lack

I really don't think that I should try to rap

But I got bored of the monotony and fell into the trap

I could either do this or sing a song like Scott Stapp

I wrote the riff and the beat and this fell into my lap

The alarm went off and I started running away

I'm sick and tired of being forced to save the day

I could have fixed it all if I'd found Greg's Atari

But I'm a prisoner and Sarah is a zombie

I'm gonna run for my life

If I can just get out then maybe there will still be time

I found the doors and once I'm out I may just be alright

But now I see that someone's standing on the other side

Ah, run for my life

Ah, no end in sight

Ah, I'm gonna die

Ah, run for my life

Seeing you standing here makes me so confused

The look on my face probably makes you so amused

And I can't hear you say my name without it tearing my soul

Are you here to eat my brain or will you let me go?

And don't you bring me down

And don't you push me to the ground

My heart is crying tears of sorrow enough to make you drown

And seeing you again won't make me understand

Come on and eat my brain, you know my pain won't make a sound

Just don't bring me down

I can't seem to get my emotions straight

It's just so strange to see you in this undead state

And now you took my handcuffs off and I'm in your warm embrace

I don't know where these tears came from that are falling down my face

And don't you bring me down

And don't you push me to the ground

My heart is crying tears of sorrow enough to make you drown

And seeing you again won't make me understand

Come on honey, my brain, you know my pain won't make a sound

Just don't bring me down

And don't you know I love you

And don't you know I need you

And now my heart is set on fire

And it's not just because I'm crying

Ooh

And don't you bring me down

And don't you push me to the ground

My heart is bleeding tears of sorrow enough to make you drown

And seeing you again won't make me understand

Come on honey, my brain, you know my pain won't make a sound

And don't you bring me down

Hey Greg, it's Chad

Now don't be mad, but I'm here to stop you

Thanks for your help, but listen well, there's nothing you can do

'Cause I'm a zombie now, and I'm gonna take you down

He can do what he wants, cause he's not afraid of dying

But he knows that he can't bring back a life

Hey Dr. Z, between you and me, I'd say your days are numbered

And listen Greg, don't you try and beg, no don't you say a word

'Cause I'm here to save the day, and take that DNA

He can do what he wants, cause he's not afraid of dying

But he knows that he can't bring back a life

You won't make it out alive, no, no, no

Don't try to run for your life, no, no, no

Look into my eyes, oh, oh, oh

Join us and die

Have I really lost my mind?

I'm about to destroy all mankind

And I don't know why I haven't stopped myself

You can't take me away from here

You can make me a hero and stop the pain

And I know she will always be there for me

And I know she will always be around

And I know that whatever happens, she won't bring me down

Bring me down

There's something strange in here, like I'm gonna disappear

What's happening? What's happening?

I told you I was gonna save the day

Can you listen to my heartbeat

Seems like it's getting worse all the time

I thought our lives were never ending

But take a look into my eyes

You know my life was going nowhere

Just a college student with a dead-end job

But when my death was going somewhere

I should have known it was gonna stop

Forever is a long time

But never makes me so unsatisfied

So much I didn't know

So much I couldn't understand

And now I'm left all alone

Trying to comprehend my life

Or lack thereof

And sing the song of undying love

I was scared of what we'd become

But Sarah and I are moving on

Neither one of us has to be alone

So much I didn't know

So much I couldn't figure out

And now I'm left all alone

To sit here and think about my life

Or lack thereof

And sing the song of undying love